Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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