Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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