last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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