What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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