Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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