Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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