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I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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