But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Randomize
