Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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