maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
