@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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