I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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