think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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