I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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