come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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