Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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