Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Randomize
