Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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