did you get engaged???
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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