I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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