Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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