I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
