so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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