I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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