I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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