What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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