ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Mom said you looked used
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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