hell yes lets make some ravioli
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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