That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
