ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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