hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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