Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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