don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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