A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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