8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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