C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
