Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
50% drunk capacity currently
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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