Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Pappa wants mamma naked
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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