As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
even my farts smell like vagina
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
