he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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