i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
