hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Randomize
