Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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