"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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