she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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