I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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