Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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