He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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