wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
