Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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