The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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