YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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