Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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