She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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