Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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