When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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