There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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