spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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